Holly’s Life

As Napoleon would say: Lucky!” I mean “GOSH!”
I’m sure you’re all very capable of looking up stories on CNN, but I like to post them anyway so deal with it

We’ve all been around them, you know them well, they’re right up there with the constant nose sniffers, the “you know” and “like”-ers…..they’re the people who refuse to clear their throat before speaking. It’s impossible to pay attention to what they’re saying - you’re too focused on the gargly sounds, the mucous and other […]

Arrrrr treasure
Every kid’s dream come true

Thought for the day ……. There is more money being spent on
breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

Popcorn
This will help: Corn

Except for my first 5 years where I was still learning to talk, walk, feed myself, go in the big-girl’s potty (yes, most of those happened before the age of 5 ), I’ve been playing the violin….I guess that means I’ve been playing for 18 years. I’m no stellar concert-mistress but I can […]

I know, the name is kind of cheesey, when I first heard it I thought “infomercial”, but the Body for Life routine has been great for Chris and me. I’m happy to say that in the past couple months I have lost 13 pounds and I’d like to go for another 10. […]

Whenever you hear/see commercials for a “GIANT LIQUIDATION SALE!!” in your area…don’t go!!
I went to one for the first time this weekend and quickly found out that giant liquidation sale=cheap, chincy (sp?), crap
“NAME BRAND SHOES!” means patent leather platforms with either orange or silver decorative flames
“NAME BRAND PERFUME!” means name-brand knock offs that are […]

“Angiosperms first became abundant”
*email*
“Angiosperms first became abundant during the Cretaceous period”
*Ebert says: ‘The Notebook” cuts between the same couple at two seasons in their lives. We see them in the urgency of young romance, and then we see them as old people, she disappearing into the shadows of Alzheimer’s, he steadfast in his love.*
“Angiosperms first […]

While I’m on the comedian kick, this has always been one of my favorite bits…I think Andi was the first to introduce it to me. George Carlin’s theory of life, read on:
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your […]